First, the tag:
Tagged by: ~AsWierdAsItGets
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm inlove with your sister. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always felt dirty before our friendship.
Go and drown yourself,
HOW TO READ:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When you whipped me
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
In other news, I've just finished Oridinary People
by Judith Guest. Beautiful book. Haven't seen the movie, though. I'd like to do that. It's on Hulu, so, : D
Who else is angered by the cut of discussion time in the VP debate?! WTF?
By the way, SNL is awesomely the great. XD I actually saw their rendition of the Catey Courick Sarah Palin interview before the real one, and I was all like "Oh haha, they're so funny." and then I saw the actual
interview and was like O_O, cause it was like SNL took the freaking transcript.
What the heck McCain. I was never on your side, but do you actually think she would be able to hold Presidency responsibly? No. Was it to get Electoral votes? No. Was it to get the vote of the average American? You know, we're not all as stupid as that.
I sincerely hope that woman does not get any closer to the White House. Keep her in Alaska! (But only to keep an eye on those Russians! XD) Sorry to any republicans or Palin-supportors. Just my views.
I want an iPod. *cries*
Speaking of music, my bro just got the Platinum Edition
of the Super mario Galaxy soundtrack!
And for only... $52 dollars! XD Over 2 hours of music though. All worth it! : D
We also now are enjoying the entire base set of pokemon cards. HAY GAIS LOOK! I'M COOL NAO.
We got the set + some extra cards for like 90 bucks in total. What a steal! XD We're the coolest cats around now.
My brother also just recieved New Super Mario Bros and Phantom Hourglass in the mail yesterday. I suck at Mario Bros so hard. XD I wasted like 8 lives on the first level for the same 2 reasons every time. XD I just beat the first temple in Phantom Hourglass. Both very fun. I may possibly get The World Ends With You as well. *shrugs* Just depends. C:
Went to the mall with ~SakuraMiako
recently. She bought $50 worth of clothes and a $13 Pokemon sticker book. XD I looked on, curled up for laughter in a corner. I was so proud.
Want to re-watch Spirited Away. Haven't seen it in years... Interesting movie. C:
...Also, Invader Zim is so
underated. I love it to bits. I really do. XD
THE OFFICE OMGWTFBBQ. Sooo funnnyyyyy.
I have also discovered the many joys of tuna. Tuna with olive oil, tuna melts, tuna steak, tuna with relish and mayo, tuna salad... Yumm.