Stolen from ~AsWierdAsItGets
Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "permanent supervision" (Hell YEAH.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "a bomb went off" (TT^TT)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Let us stop at this point" (Or not... XD I'm a whore.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "to practice again tomorrow in the morning." (See above XD)
Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: "not give you unattainable targets and unachievable dreams" ??
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "magic and she is forced to hide" Hide from what?
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "that district representatives contact"
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "for paddleboating" what?
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "cut velvet floral scarves"
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "her morning meal" Also called "breakfast" XD
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "this lovely dark pink hijab"
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: ...I didn't get anything. Is that good? XD
Tag # 2
Stolen from ~TYGER1234
Why are you taking a shuffle quiz?
Song: Occurrence on the Border (Hopping on a Pogo-Gypsy stick)
Artist: Multi-Contra Cult. vs Irony
What's currently in your fridge?
Song: The Awful Sweetness of Escaping Sweat
Artist: Bright Eyes
Comment: Gross fridge. XD
Your biggest nightmare?
Song: Gorilla Girl
Artist: The Hives
Comment: Strange dreams....
What place would you like to visit?
Song: Diagon Alley
Artist: Hrry and the Potters
Comment: Hell YEAH!
A reason to commit suicide?
Song: Caring is Creepy
Artist: The Shins
Comment: I guess I hate stalkers....
Why are we here?
Song: Ticket to Ride
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: 'Cause we got a Ticket to Ride, but we don't care, and living with him is driving us mad. XD
Something you never dared to say to anyone...?
Song: Set Yourself on Fire
Comment: ...Yes I have. XD
One thing the world really doesn't need?
Song: The Word At Large
Artist: Modest Mouse
Comment: I SWEAR IT'S ON SHUFFLE.
What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Song: The Dandy Warhols Love Almost Everyone
Artist: The Dandy Warhols
Comment: Told ya it was on Shuffle. XD The lead singer sounds ike the old pedophile in Family Guy. XD
If you could invent something, what would it be?
Artist: Squirrel Nut Zippers
Comment: I think they already exist... :0
The last thing you say before you die?
Artist: Vampire Weekend
Comment: I was thinking something more along the lines of "Guess What?"
What's your destiny?
Song: School's Out
Artist: Alice Cooper
Comment: Just one more day, bitch! XD
What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Song: You really Got Me Now
Artist: The Kinks
Comment: You got me so I don't know what I'm doing! XD
Why do people go fishing?
Comment: To be popular? XD
What would you do with your slaves?
Song: We Will Become Silhouettes
Artist: The Postal Service
Comment: We'll become Silhouettes together? XD
Is there a man on the moon?
Artist:something in Japanese
Comment:YESH he saids hello
How does hell look like?
Song: Friends of Mine
Artist: Of Montreal
About what would you like to write a book?
Song: Zoo Suit Riot
Artist: Squirrel Nut Zippers
Comment: Well, I do like animals....
The best thing ever is...?
Song: Feeling Yourself Disintegrate
Artist: The Flaming Lips
Comment: Not that I would know... Quick, Evaporate Boy! get the Disintegrate-mobile!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Song: Ready to Die
Artist: The Unicorns
Comment: It decided a car would be the best way for suicide. XD
Why do you listen to music?
Song: No Phone
What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
Song: My Teacher is a Werewolf
Artist: Harry and the Potters
Comment: I do my teacher, who is a werewolf, hen I'm alone and no one's watching. XD
Why are other people so stupid?
Song: Lay Lady Lay (With Genma Hayes)
Last thing you ate?
song: Gangsta Gangsta
Artist: Kanye West
comment: I ate a Gangsta. XD
Why is grass green?
song: I Want a Snake
Artist: The Awesome Snakes
Comment: Because I want a snake.
Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
song: I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Artist: Avenue Q
Comment: GET A JOB!
What should you stop doing?
song: Girl Dreams
comment: No I'm not a Closet Lesbian. >_<;;
A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
song: Rock and Roll Lifestyle
comment: You get FREE groupees! XD